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I am a worshiper of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I have chosen this religion for many reasons. One of the reasons is because it is obviously more logical and reasonable than all other religions, in one of its major strengths is that it is the only religion that cannot be disproven.

If you are interested in learning about the FSM, here are some of our core beliefs.

There is an invisible, all-powerful being known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is our Creator and Intelligent Designer.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe after drinking heavily, which is why world is flawed and humans are imperfect.

Depending on whether you accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Savior, you will be sent to Heaven or Hell. We believe Heaven is filled with beer volcanoes and stripper factories. Hell is just like heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster hid dinosaur fossils and other so-called "evidence" for evolution

underground to dupe us. Being all-knowing, he knew we would dig them up and start to fabricate blasphemous "theories," to test our faith. In fact, whenever mere mortals attempt any kind of scientific measurement, the FSM is manipulating the results with His Noodly Appendage.

Pirates were the FSM's chosen ones on this Earth. For the near extinction of pirates, we have greatly angered the FSM, and It is punishing us with global warming, earthquakes and hurricanes. Here is the proof.

And finally, we believe that Jesus was the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're feeling ballsy, and think that you can prove otherwise, there is a $1,000,000 reward (this is legit yo!). But obviously no one has yet been able to prove that Jesus was not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Because he was, duh!

Thank you for your time! For more on my religion, check out http://www.venganza.org/