The Idea Shop

Dunno why, but I try and think of inventions that will make millions and I keep coming up with these things...so for fun I will put them up in the hopes that one day if somebody does invent them, I can say...that shoulda been me.

Background:
So obviously to spite humans, the healthier the food, the nastier tasting it seems to be. Because of diabetes, I've been the forefront taster of all the reputed healthy foods. To name a few:

1.) the white part of the watermelon...no red part (supposedly cures diabetes)
2.) bittermelon (yuck...also cures diabetes)
3.) Guavas...not the big green juicy one...but ones specially for diabetics... about walnut sized, walnut colored, no juice at all and bitter. If you chew slowly and eat 3 after every meal, it too is supposed to cure diabetes.

Soooo...introduce

The Yummy Tongue Coverer
A special soft plastic that is shaped in the form of your tongue. It is covered with a good tasting/edible layer that your tongue can taste while your yucky food remains safely separated from your taste sensors. Special tongue coverers that are made to look like your actual tongue can be bought separately that will allow you to eat your loved ones' nasty creations and actually give them a smile instead of a grimace.

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