The Idea Shop

This prefaces George Orwell's novel Keep the Aspidistra Flying. However, it is not the verse that people know. It is instead adapted to his novel, so it's been changed.

I thought it was hilarious.

"Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not money, I am become as a sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith so that I could remove mountains, and have not money, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not money, it profiteth me nothing. Money suffereth long, and is kind; money envieth not; money vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.... And now abideth faith, hope, money, these three; but the greatest of these is money."

-I Corinthians xiii (adapted)

Hope you found it funny as well.